I was feeling in a particular rude mood today, and within seconds of speaking to an even ruder guy, I knew my day was going to get better.

Straightaway, he demanded I squat above his face and unleash a long stream of piss from my chin. I’d been holding it, feeling my bladder twitch and the release of letting it spray out on to his face was almost orgasmic in itself.

I was just starting to push out the last few drops when I felt my bumhole start to pout. I knew what was about to happen and I knew I wanted it too. So there I was, letting my dirty squeeze it’s way out of my stomach and onto his face. It was just too dirty for words. It got to me, and I was scooping it up, rubbing it into my cunt as I came at the knowledge of my own depravity.

Yes, I’m a filthy, disgusting little tart, but I love it!